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As a child, one boy attempted to see if he could kill a patch of moss on a backyard tree with his urine. The moss survived, but he accidentally Pavlov-ed himself—for years afterward, every time he walked past that specific tree, he instantly felt a desperate need to go. 5. Drunken Misadventures Alcohol and bladder control are rarely on speaking terms.

One regular commuter on a 24-mile bridge with no exits has become so notorious for "emergency stops" at the Wendy's located right before the bridge that the staff now knows them by name. funny pee stories

A high school dancer attending a special "after-hours" event at Disney World found herself in the middle of a high-stakes game of "Categories" while waiting for the Tower of Terror. When the category was "Meats," she panicked and shouted "Swiss!" The group’s explosion of laughter was so intense she completely lost control of her bladder in front of seniors she barely knew. As a child, one boy attempted to see

A high school soccer player ducking behind a tree for a quick break accidentally startled a deer hiding in the brush. The resulting chaos and his panicked flight back to the team earned him a truly unfortunate nickname that lasted through graduation. Drunken Misadventures Alcohol and bladder control are rarely

Some seasoned travelers, knowing their limits, have resorted to a "travel kit." One woman famously refuses to enter her husband's car for long trips without asking, "Do you have the pee-pee Tupperware and a towel?". 4. When Nature Fights Back Sometimes, the environment itself conspires against you.

When an intense urge struck in the middle of the tortilla aisle, one shopper realized they couldn’t make it to the back of the store. Their solution? Squat down and pretend to be extremely fascinated by the nutritional facts on a pack of corn tortillas until the feeling subsided. 3. Traffic Jams and Desperate Measures